2.) They try to clean their teeth to make Mama bird proud.
3.) This one, I felt, would be best expressed in poetic verse...
I'm ever so grateful my husband was home
on the day I decided to shower alone.
Not that I mind sharing the tub
with the splish-splashy toes of my little cherub,
but this day I'd decided my quick showering bliss
would be twice as fast without my little Miss.
I took my precautions, placing sharp objects up high,
and closed all dangerous doors to keep out curious eyes.
What I didn't do, that became an error not mild,
was tell my husband my shower would be without child.
With my green tea shampoo and peach-apricot gel,
I took a deep breath and slowly exhaled.
I joyfully listened to her giggles and laughs
knowing she was safe, just outside my bath.
Then I peered out, just in time to see, miniature toes...
two arms...two legs...she'd removed all her clothes!
"She's sharing my shower, " I quietly muttered,
but then she was gone with her little pitter-patter.
Potty-training as we are, my thoughts didn't stall...
she'd noticed the need to answer nature's call.
Yes, she was naked so she could sit down with ease
and not have to bother her mother with pee.
I was proud, I was clean and I smelled oh, so good!
So I reached for my towel and heard my husband afoot.
"
You're a brave one," he said...no, more like exclaimed!
"Why's that?" I questioned, "please do explain."
"
I came in from the garden to borrow the broom
when I heard water running and simply assumed
she was showering with you, not running afar
so when I left the house, I left the back door ajar.
But I heard noise near my workbench inside the garage
so I hurried back in to find this entourage;
our daughter's bare toes, her bare little legs,
bare arms, front and backside-not wearing any rags!"
She was naked, you see, and was ready to streak;
what's worse, she was headed straight for our street!
So we've learned our lesson and to other parents hope to teach:
DON'T SHOWER ALONE, WITHOUT YOUR TODDLER ON A LEASH!
~by FlamingoLingo